Skank'd

Hayden Panettiere isn't a bad actress. She's damn easy on the eyes. She got a ton of respect for that whole "saving the whales" thing.

Why the fuck would she want to release a pop single? Even worse, a pop single full of auto-tuned, layered vocals (to mask her real voice), lyrics that sound like they were written by a 50 year old record label executive, and a video that has Hayden skanking it up for the cameras.

She used to have some cred, but now she's Paris Hilton without the sex tape.

I don't advise you watch it, but the video for it can be found on YouTube here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6okDq7_rawk. (It's purely coincidence - and quite ironic - that the URL contains the word "rawk". This song does not, in fact, rawk, nor does it rawl.)

On the other hand, Lisa Mitchell's new song is lovely. Like a less abrasive, more chillaxed Kimya Dawson.

Carmen

Oh no.

Pat

Shame how fame is a common substitute for talent in pop music. I'm glad 30 Seconds To Mars didn't suck, so I can still hope that's it's just pop.

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